10 Reasons Why Chomps Snack Sticks are Freakin' Awesome

By Peter Maldonado, Apr 05 2013

10. They're totally photogenic ^^^

9.  They can be stored in random easy-to-reach places like pockets, tube socks, undergarments, purses, backpacks, glove compartments, behind the ear or under a hat.  

8.  They taste like amazing sticks of beef with delicious seasoning...because that's what they are.

7.  They have a very short ingredient list of all natural ingredients (duh). 

6.  They will help you to run faster, jump higher and lift heavier*

5.  They can help you to make friends. 

4.  Everytime you eat one, you are supporting a small grass-fed cattle ranch.  

3.  Humans of all ages love them (dogs too, we've discovered). 

2.  They're Gluten Free, Paleo Friendly, contain no hormones, antibiotics, MSG or synthetic nitrates or nitrites, they high in protein, a good source of heart healthy fats and have zero carbohydrates or sugars (OK, that was a lot of reasons)

1.  They make cows dance.  Have you seen this video

 

*when used in conjunction with proper diet and an intense workout regimine : )

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